GET DRUNK/BUY MY JUNK!

The reason the bar is called "Trader Todd's" is because everything in the bar is for sale! Everything, we mean EVERYTHING (including Todd's virtue!) is for sale.

We have assembled a unique collection of treasures from all over the world for your to browse through and perhaps take home. When you come to the bar, you'll see "For Sale" tags on everything, and you can pick up a full inventory sheet. Here is a sample of some of the items:
  • Budweiser neon (see photo) - $370
  • Antique Tiffany light fixture over bar - $650
  • Any bra hanging on ceiling - $25
  • Guess Who album - $12
  • Bob Probert hockey stick - $41
  • Any garbage barrel - $35
  • The bathroom sink - $210
  • Assorted naked pictures of Todd's ex-wife - $200
  • Jukebox w/ CD's and speakers - $7000
  • Lit Budweiser clock (see photo) - $120
  • Fake fern - $12
  • Pinball machine - $2956
  • Bottle pulled from Chicago River - $37
  • Ladies' Room toilet - $380
But why buy it piecemeal when you can buy everything together? You can have everything, and Todd will even throw in the liquor license, for only $402,785.64!!!!


1157 N. Dearborn
@ Division
(312) 943-3944